Added: 2006-Dec-8 , 14:04
At a local college 
 At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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nice doctor jokeA man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed. He was put in a room with another crazy, and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!" The other guy looked at him and declared, "I did not!"
13:26, 2006-Dec-13
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PharmacistPharmacist handing prescription to customer: "Take one of these every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off."
13:27, 2006-Dec-13
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Rule of MedicineBombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
13:28, 2006-Dec-13
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